(A double 12-bar blues-song, suspiciously like “She’s a Woman” by The Beatles.)
(Vote for Her for) She’s a Woman!
Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Propped up by some hidden fellas,
sounding like four vuvuzelas;
vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her and like her madly,
skip the fact she governs badly;
vote for her for she’s a woman!
Read the histories of each land:
only women can understand!
Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Hear for certain, now or later,
you’re a sexist if you hate her;
vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her and soon thereafter
find a world of love and laughter;
vote for her for she’s a woman!
A golden age! no rich, no poor!
and she will bring an end to war!
She’s a woman! She’s a woman!
Though a liar, no denier!
Yay!
Ignore her acts; she’s a woman!
Forget the facts; she’s a woman!
Can the sceptics, smiling sweetly,
ban all doubters quite completely;
it’s enough that she’s a woman!
The media will praise her nightly—
stuff our freedom, and quite rightly—
all support her! she’s a woman!
(Words by Deadman Turner; music not by John Lennon & Paul McCartney.)
