Showing posts with label Julia Gillard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Julia Gillard. Show all posts

7 July 2011

Say “Yes” to More Conceits

In “$23 carbon price, but fewer pay”, it takes two writers, Tom Arup and Michelle Grattan of The Age, to compose this:
the government is expected to reveal its plans to reduce carbon dioxide emissions from new vehicles, which have been simmering on the backburner for almost a year, since Ms Gillard foreshadowed them in last year’s election campaign.
Labor floated a target to reduce average emissions of new cars, sports utility vehicles and light trucks.  But its targets were denounced as ‘weak’ by Greens deputy leader Christine Milne, who pledged stronger targets.
Plans (or, perhaps, new vehicles), which were foreshadowed, simmer on a back-burner; and weak targets float.  With such marvellously metaphoric writers, running along such tight tropes, and supplying the public with insightful and independent political news and analysis, one may well wonder how the newspapers are losing readers.

17 July 2010

She’s a Woman

(A double 12-bar blues-song, suspiciously like “She’s a Woman” by The Beatles.)

(Vote for Her for) She’s a Woman!

Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Propped up by some hidden fellas,
sounding like four vuvuzelas;
vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her and like her madly,
skip the fact she governs badly;
vote for her for she’s a woman!

Read the histories of each land:
only women can understand!

Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her for she’s a woman!
Hear for certain, now or later,
you’re a sexist if you hate her;
vote for her for she’s a woman!
Vote for her and soon thereafter
find a world of love and laughter;
vote for her for she’s a woman!

A golden age! no rich, no poor!
and she will bring an end to war!

She’s a woman! She’s a woman!
Though a liar, no denier!
Yay!

Ignore her acts; she’s a woman!
Forget the facts; she’s a woman!
Can the sceptics, smiling sweetly,
ban all doubters quite completely;
it’s enough that she’s a woman!
The media will praise her nightly—
stuff our freedom, and quite rightly—
all support her! she’s a woman!

(Words by Deadman Turner; music not by John Lennon & Paul McCartney.)